Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Dreams of Dwight Schrute

One of the best Christmas gifts I've ever received, and the BEST I received this past Christmas, was a tear-off calendar of quotes from the television series, "The Office." Its great -- every morning I wake up, tear a new page, and laugh at the day's quote. Its genuinely a blessing to start each day with a good laugh.

I thought I'd share today's with everyone. It is courtesy of Dwight Schrute: a geeky, megalomaniacal salesman at Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company.

My perfect date? I take the girl out for a nice dinner. She looks stunning. But then, some guy tries to hit on her... so I grab him and throw him into a jukebox. But the other ninja has a knife... so I take her home... As I kiss her goodnight, I hear something in the leaves, and I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in the back.
-- Dwight


Lloyd said...

bwahhahhaaa. awesome.

Mark said...

I'm jealous. I want one.