I thought I'd share today's with everyone. It is courtesy of Dwight Schrute: a geeky, megalomaniacal salesman at Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company.
My perfect date? I take the girl out for a nice dinner. She looks stunning. But then, some guy tries to hit on her... so I grab him and throw him into a jukebox. But the other ninja has a knife... so I take her home... As I kiss her goodnight, I hear something in the leaves, and I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in the back.
-- Dwight
2 comments:
bwahhahhaaa. awesome.
I'm jealous. I want one.
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